mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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