Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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