Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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