i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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