That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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