New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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