So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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