I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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