I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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