when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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