Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
