bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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