So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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