Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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