is your mom at the bar?
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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