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did you make any bad decisions?

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many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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(810): did you make any bad decisions? (248): many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that http://tfl.nu/nmou

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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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(+34): Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow. http://tfl.nu/qh3w

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(514): View more from Quebec

so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.

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and?

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luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...

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(514): so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother. (1-514): and? (514): luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne... http://tfl.nu/rdil

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to

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(614): I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to http://tfl.nu/gbtt

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(970): View more from Colorado

dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..

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(970): dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them.. http://tfl.nu/vwfx

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(843): View more from South Carolina

REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON

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(843): REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON http://tfl.nu/qqb2

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(519): View more from Ontario

My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things

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(519): My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things http://tfl.nu/16j6

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(406): Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls http://tfl.nu/v5lo

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(530): View more from California

I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.

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(530): I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did. http://tfl.nu/hz33

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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?

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(403): I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing? http://tfl.nu/frkv

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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies

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Stop drinking before 5

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Easier said than done

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(651): Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies (612): Stop drinking before 5 (651): Easier said than done http://tfl.nu/j7cm

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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?

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(778): We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in? http://tfl.nu/nu3d

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(720): View more from Colorado

What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...

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(720): What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book... http://tfl.nu/q46p

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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly

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(419): Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly http://tfl.nu/y9cp

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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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(603): I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest http://tfl.nu/t4mw

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