thus making me awesome and them whores
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Your penis caused this!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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