So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week