i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
In America we eat man semen.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.