I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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