Can Purell be used as lube?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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