I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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