Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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