what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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