Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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