kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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