it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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