I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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