that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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