just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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