I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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