He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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