I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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