Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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