I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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