i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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