went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We need a shit load of segways right now
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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