Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My vagina just recognized that song.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
