Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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