is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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