No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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