talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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