What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
so much tequila, so little girl.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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