I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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