sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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