hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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