we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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