I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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