Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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