I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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