White coat. Heels.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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