She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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