he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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