Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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