HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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