Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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