I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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