I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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