you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think I sprained my soul last night
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
