Heybabeimwearingurpanties
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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