Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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