Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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